Friday, September 28, 2007

A Benchwarmers Quote from the Green and 3

Clark: I’ve never even been on a baseball field. If I did the kids in my neighborhood would spit loogies on my forehead.

Gus: That’s horrible. Baseball is America’s pastime. That’s like saying you’ve never had apple pie.

Blank stare from Clark.

Gus: You've never had apple pie?

Clark: My mom said it would give me diarrhea.

Gus: That’s ridiculous, Clarke. You have to try it at least once.

Clark: diarrhea?

Gus: No, baseball!

You don't even want to know how many times a week we go through this set of Benchwarmer lines. And it cracks us up every time!