Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Introducing ME

My cousin recently introduced me to one of her friends, via email. Here’s how it went down:

Green3 is smart and likes NASCAR. I understand that those two things don't usually go together, but I think you'll find she's not your average woman.

Sooooo, that about sums me up, right? I’m smart and I like NASCAR. I’m sure Chili’s friend is picturing something like this…

Or this…

Yep, that’s me. Green 3. Thinkin' big thoughts, lovin’ NASCAR and dressing slutty.