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I figure I type roughly 1000 words a day. Ok, really I have no clue but I know it’s a lot. And I have to tell ya…I have about had it with the spell checker and the auto-correct features.

A sentence that I believe I’m typing in as this:

Thank you for your continued patronage.

It comes out as this:

Flower mayonnaise World Series mauve.

As you can imagine, that causes a few problems. With all the words I type every day (and I’m starting think it’s more like 50,000) you can see where this would be a problem. If I type 50,000 words a day and I have to retype every sentence three times before I get it right, that means I’m typing 150,000 words a day. So at 50 WPM, I believe that calculates out to 50 hours per day of typing. No wonder I’m always so damn tired.

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