Some of you may view this and think, "Wow, it sure seems like green3 could have picked a different way to wish her mom Happy Birthday. Aren't some of those lines a bit...shall I say...untimely?" Don't worry. We're all for a little political incorrectness for the sake of humor. And really, it's mom's fault. She introduced us to the Arrogant Worms.
Happy Birthday, Mom. You are an amazing woman!
